Bumbo

by Ashley Weeks Cart

I don’t know whether to be more disturbed by the fact that Courtland is now strong enough to sit in the Bumbo or by James’ new tactics in seduction.

My baby girl is getting so big.

And James is taking advantage of my vulnerable state by suggesting we try for Irish Twins.

He’s reached new lows in Operation: Break the Postpartum Hiatus. I suppose we’re going on Week 8. But anything involving the word “twins” I’m going to kindly ignore.

Please direct your attention to that blonde Mohawk otherwise known as Male Pattern Baldness.