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MATERNITY SPANX!

Thank you, Jezebel, for calling out the ridiculousness. I could not have said it better myself. Because, honestly, Imma be rocking my bump in ways that I wish I could rock my belly due to menstruation bloat or an evening at the bar or a post-lasagna dinner. Pregnancy is the one time our society is supposed to deem said pudge becoming. SPANX! DO YOU HEAR ME? GET OUT OF THE MATERNITY SECTION! And my fellow preggo-ladies, ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BELLY!