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<Opens up bathroom door>
Me: WHOA! Did you poop? Holy…
Him: No! Why?
Me: Uh, then something is horribly wrong because… well, come smell.
<Enters bathroom, takes a whiff>
Him: Ooooooh, yeah. Well, the plumbing for the sink is attached, but the water isn’t on, and so, since the fan was on, and the door was closed, the fan essentially sucked the lovely aroma of our septic straight into the bathroom.
Me: Dear God, our house is now awash in our poop fumes… I don’t know if I’ve ever felt so unclean.

The good news, folks, is that the sink is now functional, so no more living in a fart. If you encounter any issues down the line, remember that calling a plumber is your best option.

And let me tell you, it is one aggressive sink. The vanity is aggressively tall. The sink bowl aggressively large. The pop drain aggressively oversized. Even the water goes down the pipes aggressively.

Hey, we’re aggressively large people, so it’s only fitting. Pictures of the full project forthcoming…