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I thoroughly expect that you are now chanting LMFAO’s “Shots,” as I did all morning to prepare Courtland for her first serious round of vaccinations.

When the needle went into her thigh, she turned the most unnatural shade of red. If I didn’t know that her father was The Red Man himself, I would have been profoundly disturbed by this. Alas, she’s her daddy’s girl.

Sorry, sweetie. Remember, sunscreen is your BFF.

Admittedly, she would have made a dramatic and appropriate addition to all the vibrant fall foliage with that complexion. She’s just getting into the spirit of the season.

We’ll spend the rest of the day tending to her pitiful, baby-self.

In unsurprising news, her height is literally off the charts. The doctor walked in and was like, “The nurse had to have measured her wrong. She can’t possibly be that long.”

And then she remeasured, and shocker, we’ve got another 6 foot plus woman in the making.

And I love it.

Now back to this sad face.