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Sunshine.

She’s got some new moves.

We’re calling this the “Bob and Weave.” It’s going to be bigger than The Dougie. Just you wait.

Inspiration.

A friend shared this on Facebook today and I had to repost it.

Annoyance.

While showering with James yesterday evening, Sunny suddenly took an interest in his nether regions. She looked quizzically at his penis, pointed, and proclaimed, “Daddy’s peanut!”

Doesn’t every man dream of having a female reference his manhood in such fashion?

Note: I cannot believe I just referred to male genitalia as “manhood.” I did throw up a little in my mouth if that redeems me at all.

Hey, at least she’s demonstrating an understanding that she and mommy have different parts than daddy. We have po-pos and he has a peanut.

See? Perfectly clear.

Now if only she’d stop grabbing both my and James’ chests and proudly boasting, “Mommy boob!” or “Daddy boob!”

We’ve so much to learn.