Annoyance.

by Ashley Weeks Cart

Sunny goes to an in home daycare twice a week. This allows James to work on his many freelance projects without the distraction of a kid demanding “Daddy play blocks” every 5 minutes. On these days, James tends to go the extra mile and shower and wear “dressy” clothes.

Thus, whenever he puts on a collared shirt, Sunny assumes that it is a daycare day. Even it’s a Saturday afternoon.

This results in much weeping and hysterics.

Which means James chooses to dress in cargo khakis, old collegiate beer shirts, and Crocs or “Sports Sandals” with socks 5 out of 7 days of the week, “for the good of our daughter’s emotional health.”

Awesome.

And might I add, where is Sunny’s critical eye on this fashion decision? Well, ADDISON?