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Sunshine.

Have I mentioned that I am obsessed with this baby? And she is obsessed with the water and thus further feeds my obsession with her? Because it’s true.

Annoyance.

When you say, “watch out for rattlesnakes,” and you really mean, “WATCH OUT FOR MOTHERFUCKING RATTLESNAKES! THEY ARE REAL! AND COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!”

Obsession.

The way she says “Mama” like an Italian grandmother. MA-MA!

Thought.

Motherfucking (rattle)snakes in the motherfucking woods are scary as shit, regardless of whether or not the wilderness is EXACTLY where they should be encountered. More thorough post forthcoming. After I’ve finished cleaning my pants.