Mr. Cow vs. Zach the Zebra
by Ashley Weeks Cart
Someone may be having an affair on Zach the Zebra with Mr. Cow, the latest stuffed animal crush. I tried comforting Zach and explaining that babies are fickle fickle creatures, but he’s still devastated. Today, she lay in her crib happily babbling away to Mr. Cow for over an hour. Anyone that has experienced life with an infant knows that that is an EPIC amount of time, Mezosiac in length.
Quite frankly, we’re hoping that she dumps Zach altogether and goes steady with Mr. Cow. But you didn’t hear it from me.