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Yes. My child smells like an armpit. Specifically my armpit.

This is apparently what happens when your babe wakes up in the middle of the night to eat and you nurse her in bed and you’re so delirious and tired that you both fall asleep mid-feed and she slips into the crook of your arm for four hours. Not only do you wake up smelling of sour milk, your babe’s entire head wreaks of pungent B.O. reminding you of the fact that you haven’t showered in three days.

I better get on that. Maybe tomorrow.