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A flashback to my hubs’ treasure trove of hilarious childhood stories. I cannot WAIT for Addison to say equally ridiculous, wonderful things.

James, age 2, walks into bathroom and sees his mother peeing. Remember, he is one of four boys. His mother is the only member of the female sex in the entire household.

James: Mommy, why are you sitting down to pee?

Mom: Because, Mommy’s don’t have penises, so they have to sit to pee

James: Oh… <pauses for moment to contemplate his first confrontation with castration anxiety>… Then, I’ll just have to buy you one for Christmas.

Freud would be proud of his pragmatic solution, no?