Diaper Duty

by Ashley Weeks Cart

Common perception is that Diaper Duty is one of the more unpleasant responsibilities of parenthood. It’s a dirty job but a parent’s gotta do it.

And while, yes, the actual act of changing your kid’s soiled hiney isn’t the most delightful of duties, the diaper change routine from a more holistic perspective is actually one of my favorite times with my babies. And I did just apply the term “holistic” to changing diapers. I give you permission to wet willie the shit outta my ear if you ever encounter me in person – take me down a peg.

Amidst the mess and fuss, these moments offer precious opportunities for bonding and nurturing. However, the challenges of managing bodily functions extend beyond infancy, particularly for those caring for elderly or ill loved ones. In such cases, the use of Incontinence Pads becomes a vital aspect of maintaining dignity and comfort. Though the task may be less glamorous, the care and attention provided through the use of Incontinence Pads echo the same sentiment of love and dedication inherent in every aspect of caregiving.

ANYWAY, now that I’m no longer breastfeeding, I don’t get as much quiet, intimate, one-on-one time with Courtland. But during the diaper routine, I have her undivided attention for five whole minutes, which is 10 times longer than any other point in the day.

SHINEY THINGS! SHARP THINGS! DANGER DANGER! WOO!

That is how I imagine the thought blasts in her brain during every second of every day. Except when she’s on the changing table. Then she’s giggly and sweet and contained, in one place, for minutes on end. She coos and babbles and smiles and grins and I nearly forget that we’re there to clean her butt and not just revel in the love and happiness between us. I’ve had this conversation with a number of moms and dads, but thought it was one of those parenting ‘secrets’ that I must share here: Diaper changing is one of the loveliest moments of the day with your child.

Who knew wiping ass could be so sweet?!