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by Ashley Weeks Cart

In defense of the majority of this blog’s content:

If you have a baby you, quite literally, have to deal with a lot of shit. And the only thing more disturbing than scooping poop clumps out of your daughter’s vagina or scraping off feces caked onto your son’s balls is that you will want need to talk about it to anyone who will listen, which unsurprisingly isn’t very many people, unless you know a lot of other parents. But seriously, the experience of watching an unending stream of crap flow out of a human anus like it’s a Play-Doh Fun Factory is so intense that you have to talk about it just to even process the trauma.

Thank you for the hat tip, Kristen! Good to know that I am by no means unique in my desire to write in detail about my children’s bowels and share it with the whole wide Internet.