Procuring a Christmas tree

by Ashley Weeks Cart

It looked a little something like this. Alas, I do not have the energy to post anything more substantive than that.

But our house is festive, y’all. And Sunny got major kicks out of hanging ornaments this year. Now if only she’d stop treating the ice cream cone ornament as though it were edible. A styrofoam bowel movement cannot be a comfortable endeavor.

And this is why I’m steering clear of writing anything further. Away from overshares and onward to Christmas trees!