Wednesday, July 13th.

by Ashley Weeks Cart

Today, Sunny has peed in the toddler bed, peed on a couch cushion, peed on the patio and peed in Mommy’s lap.

You can all tell how close someone is to being potty trained. And how very bright James and I are for allowing this diaperless wonder to run around our home in a swimsuit all day.

She also picked fresh mint from the garden, dipped it in the dogs’ slobbery water bowl and ate it. This resulted in gagging and the regurgitation of lunch all over the patio.

Oh, and she fed the dogs rocks. Which they then regurgitated onto the patio.

It’s now the patio of bodily fluids.

So, really, just another day chez Cart.

And finally, she commented, with much concern, “Mommy’s armpit messy.”

How nice of her to take note that I haven’t shaved in 7 days.

Life with a toddler is anything but dull.