Florida, In Review.

by Ashley Weeks Cart

We’re back in New England.

After 4 days of sun and warmth, we landed in 36 degrees of pouring rain.

A simultaneous “WELCOME HOME!” and “FUCK YOU!”.

Oh New England, you sure do know how to make a gal want to slit her tits.

ANYWAY, here is a review of our trip through photographs:

There was the wearing of sundresses…

And the enjoyment of swimming in pools…

And the driving of big yellow golf carts…

And the catching of fish…

And the drinking of smoothies and the eating of boiled peanuts…

And the reading of books poolside…

And the watching of sea lions, and dolphins, and parrots, and sea turtles…

And the riding on airboats through the Everglades…

And the playing on beaches…

It was a good trip, indeed.