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Those damn reindeer ears. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FOOL I LOOK LIKE?

I guess it’s okay if it comes with popcorn and all the candy this world has to offer. It’s especially awesome when I don’t have to be responsible for decorating that silly gingerbread house and Mommy and Daddy do it all for me, and I just sit here and consume enough fructose laden calories to send me to the moon and back. NOM NOM NOM! Try getting me to sit still at dinner tonight with my great-grandmother. I double dog dare you…. is that a Kit Kat?