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The way she says “Mama” like an Italian grandmother. MA-MA!

Motherfucking (rattle)snakes in the motherfucking woods are scary as shit, regardless of whether or not the wilderness is EXACTLY where they should be encountered. More thorough post forthcoming. After I’ve finished cleaning my pants.

Use the word ‘dominate’ one more time and I’ll kick you in the gonads.

we’re in the woods. in a home with no electricity. for an entire weekend.

my personal hell. and james’ heaven.

The smell of my pee post-asparagus. And I LOVE asparagus.

Inspecting mommy’s handy work. She sees crafting in her future.

Still the swing. Nice work Fairy Godmother.

They are being deceptively well-behaved.

I think an apt title would be, “the quiet before the storm.”

AMERICA!

Who knew diaper covers could be so patriotic unintentionally.

We just need a bald eagle to soar overhead.

Feet taste delicious.